Out of the mouths of babes

Some of the great things my 13-year-old niece said today.

She said that when she was little she figured that lesbians had to use their nipples for penetration because they didn’t have penises. Who knows, maybe they do.

She talked about a weeness (small penis). That’s why I couldn’t be a lesbian if I had to use my nipples – they’re weeples. Oh wait, that sounds gross!

A vejayjay – c’mon, you can figure that out.

She had a sip of my cognac and said – that has a breath of it’s own.

She said that someone was a cocksucker and I said nice talk. She said you taught me the word. I said don’t tell anyone. She said I’m not good at not telling anyone stuff, I’m radiolauren.

Comments

[herman]

OMG

[mainja]

okay, but wait, i can't. i can't figure out vejayjay!

[mab]

vagina